STOP ME WHEN I'M LYING (Toronzo Cannon, Cannonball Express Music Admin. by Small Scale Music, ASCAP) Men like to say "I'm the king of the bed" But women know they're talking out their head Men say "I can go all night long" But the women really know it won't last past this song Stop me when I'm lying Stop me when I'm lying Might sound funny to you but you know it's true Stop me when I'm lying For all you ladies that put on some weight I know it's hard for some of you to take Don't be sad or call yourself fat 'Cause I know some men that like it like that, (like me!) Stop me when I'm lying Stop me when I'm lying Might sound funny to you but you know it's true Stop me when I'm lying He got fancy clothes and drives a new car Always buying women drinks at the bar He got a woman but he can't take her home 'Cause he lives with his mama and they won't be alone Stop me when I'm lying Stop me when I'm lying Might sound funny to you but you know it's true Stop me when I'm lying My woman's nephew is my son Her sister never told her I was the one My woman's got a secret she couldn't keep She told me our daughter is really my niece Stop me when I'm lying (I could be lying about that) Stop me when I'm lying Might sound funny to you but you know it's true Stop me when I'm lying