Tell me, baby, where were you stayin' last night? Tell me, baby, baby, where were you stayin' last night? I say, "You forgot your lower teeth And your wig don't fit you right" She said, "You know, I been out bowling Like I do every Thursday with my lady friends" She said, "I been out bowling" Like she do every Thursday with her lady friends I told her, "You know that alley been closed 3 months You want to try your story one more 'gain?" You tell me so many stories You can't remember the lie you said You tell me so many stories You can't remember the lie you said Woman, you got a $50 wig Sitting on a $5 head So you pack it up woman Don't let the door hit ya Where the dog shoulda' bit ya You can pack it up Don't let the door hit ya' Where the dog shoulda' bit ya And while you at it I want you to take that $50 wig And that bowling ball with ya