I was young, just a skinny little son of a gun
I craved adventure so I jumped into a car
To follow a star
I didn't get far
It was just a car
So I got drunk, I stripped naked and turned cartwheels across the floor
But my lady couldn't take it anymore, get out the door!
There was thunder in my chunder as my folks looked on in wonder
All the stupid little things that I have done
Well I did 'em, I did 'em just for fun, fun, fun
But all the stupid little things that we all do (woo-hoo)
Little things that make us laugh and cry, kiss my ass and run, run, run
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I got high, one night I broke into the local bowling green
I could have sworn it was a giant trampoline, how obscene
Like bowling greens, love trampolines
I fell in love
With this pretty little pretty little girl
But her sister was a woman of the world
Ah what a girl
I got a blister on my mister but I swear I didn't kiss her
All the stupid little things that I have done
Well I did 'em, I did 'em just for fun, fun, fun
But all the stupid little things that we all do. (woo-hoo)
So many things that make us laugh and cry, whip my ass and run, run, run
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Well here I am again, down on upon my knees
Hoping that Jesus Christ will come and save my sorry little ass, one more time
So I pray, and I pray, and I pray, and here's what he has to say:
Don't give up on your stupid little dreams
Don't give up, don't give up on all your stupid little dreams
Cos all those stupid little dreams and schemes
Make you live and die, and wonder why, and try and try and laugh and
All the stupid little things that we have done
(But) no regrets no regrets no not a single one
But all the stupid little things that we all do
So many things that make us laugh and cry, kiss my ass and run, run, run