You know 50 Cent, Well I don't know if he meant What he said about the girls in the club I don't care about his guns Wouldn't want to share his drugs My mum is harder than his mum My mum, she could have his mum anyday Don't know what it takes to be a gangster But it seems to involve acting like a wanker You know Britney Spears Well don't mind that she's here Singing all her songs about love I don't care about her hair Don't give a shit what she wears My bum is bigger than her bum My arse, is bigger than her arse Don't know what it takes to be a celebrity It's not for me if all I can eat is celery I'm not famous But then I'm not shamelessly Getting my tits out for the lads I never said that I was hard Havn't even got a car I don't give a fuck about that I've got a lot Got a lotta lotta love That's enough