When the weather's fine, when it's sunny outside Think about the time I kicked a boy 'til he cried Hmm, I could've been wrong, but I don't think I was We were such a child When I am alone, I remember so well How merrily I tripped a boy, so he fell Hmm, I could've been wrong, but I don't think I was He's totally wild And I've been wondering lately, "Just who's gonna save me?" Now I have a cold and no story to tell And I'd marry you, but I'm so unwell And, oh, I could've been wrong, and I don't think I was He's totally wild And I've been wondering lately, "Just who's gonna save me?" Yeah, and you should've been wise Oh, hysterical child Where'd you learn to do that?