Then he said, "Mom I want to forna- I mean formulate And discover the realms of the unknown with Mary Jane After all you'll be away for the weekend Just please consent, I need a friend" I admit your puberty was somewhat strange Could this be fixed with Mary Jane? Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane who? So I said, "Son, you want to permeate And discover the realms of the unknown with Mary Jane After all the other boys that are your age They only wake to medicate Do I know her family? Is she even mannerly When she's out in society?" She even bakes She even bakes these odd brownies Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane who? Then he said, "I believe in her family On her maternal side there was a Doctor Tetrahydrocannabinol Pure Isomer Dronabinol" Mary Jane who? Mary Jane who?