You know they call my girl the Snake Charmer Here she comes rising with the yellow dawn You know I would do nothing to ever harm her I guess that I've just loved you for too long You know they call my girl the Worm Tamer She cracks lightning like a viper's tongue She leaves me every night and who could blame her I guess that I've just loved you for too long For too long! You know they call my girl the Serpent Wrangler Eating inchworms down by the bill-a-bong I spent all last night trying to untangle her I guess that I've loved you for too long You know they call my baby the Mambo Rider I cry storms of tears till the rising of the dawn You know I'm only happy when I'm inside her I guess that I've just loved you for too long Well my baby calls me the Loch Ness Monster Two great big humps and then I'm gone But actually I am the Abominable Snowman I guess that I've loved you for too long