I was talking, not two days ago
To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know
And I asked Henry, my bartending friend
If I should bother dating unfamous men
And Henry said, you're lucky to even know me
You're lucky to be alive
You're lucky to be drinking here for free
'Cause I'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes
And then he said
Do you wanna be a polyester bride?
Do you wanna hang your head and die?
Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
Do you wanna flap your wings and fly away from here?
And I was sitting, not two days ago
Feeling lonely 'cause I'm just feeling low
And I asked Henry, my bartending friend
Why it is that there are those kind of men?
And Henry said, you're lucky to even know me
You're lucky to be alive
You're lucky to be drinking here for free
'Cause I'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes
And then he said
Do you wanna be a polyester bride? (Polyester bride)
Do you wanna hang your head and die? (Head and die)
Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
Do you wanna flap your wings and fly away from here?
Princess do you really wanna flap your wings and fly?
'Cause you've got time
He keeps telling me, you've got time
But I don't believe him, you've got time
I keep on pushing harder
I keep on pushing farther away
But he keeps tellin' me
He says baby, yeah
Do you wanna be a polyester bride?
Do you wanna hang your head and die?
Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
Do you wanna flap your wings and fly away from here?
Do you wanna be a polyester bride? (Away from here)
Do you wanna be a polyester bride? (Away from here)
Do you wanna be a polyester bride?
Princess, do you really wanna flap your wings and fly away from here?