He came over to my house Didn't even knock, he just walked inside And when I didn't wanna talk He said, "Oh God, what a lot of bullshit" Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not? And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve Coming here after all of the times That you've tried to pull the wool Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not?" And he said, "You've got a lot of nerve Painting me like I'm the villain What about all of those words, like 'he's just a friend'? Oh, God, what a lot of bullshit" Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not? And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve After all, it wasn't me who left And now you're sleeping with that girl That you used to say that you have always hated" Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not? And we took off all of our clothes Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep And when I finally awoke I held him close and I whispered in his ear "Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not?" And he said, "I know, don't you think I know?"