Ooh, ooh
I used to be just like you
Doing a little more than what I thought I could handle (ooh, ooh)
Take a page from this well-worn book
A fun night can lead to sex and scandal
Dosage is everything
It hurts you or it helps
Go take your medicine
And call me when you're well
Ooh, ooh
Thanks for the drink, but I think you're over-served
I'd rather roll you a joint with weed the bartender sold me (ooh, ooh)
Good things can be too much or not enough
I reach for words, dear Henry told me
Dosage is everything (dosage is everything)
It hurts you, or it helps (hurts you, or it helps)
Go take your medicine (take your medicine)
And call me when you're well (call me)
You sing like a bird, and I'm sure you'll go far
But I can't help you, sittin' drunk at this bar
I haven't been back here in 32 years
Now that I'm older, and I'm facing my fear
Did we ever run together?
Like finds like
Dosage is everything (dosage is everything)
It hurts you, or it helps (hurts you, or it helps)
Go take your medicine (take your medicine)
And call me when you're well (call me)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na (dosage is everything)
Na, na, na, na, na (it hurts you, or it helps)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na (go take your medicine)
Na, na, na, na, na (and call me when you're well)
(Ooh, ooh) dosage is everything (dosage is everything)
It hurts you, or it helps (hurts you, or it helps)
Go take your medicine (take your medicine)
And call me when you're well (call me when you're well)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na (dosage is everything)
Na, na, na, na, na (it hurts you, or it helps)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na (go take your medicine, baby)
Na, na, na, na, na (and call me when you're well)
(Ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh)