Grate up, half pound of Cheddar, Transfer into a pot, With a spoon full of mustard, You may like mild, I prefer hot. Put in a splash of Tabasco, A table spoon of Worcester sauce, A cup of stale beer, Plus pepper and salt. Mix it up and preparation's over, All you have to do now is heat, It's a proper Sunday Breakfast Treat. Put the pan on a low flame, Take it to stir all the time, Toast four slices of good bread, And when the Welsh Rarebit mixture's melted - combine. Top up with sliced tomato, Serve it up with Earl Grey tea, Read the Sunday Papers, Which you bought previously. It's the perfect start to a Sunday, Laying in bed is hard to beat, Doing nothing much is such a treat. Now that's finished and its over, While there nothing left for us to do, I've had a great idea, come here.