For a long while she had this notion Finally found her body in the ocean And now you're telling me that suicide's wrong When everybody's singing to her suicidal songs It's not right, but it's okay When people stop and stare and call my haircut gay I never thought you'd laugh at me for being ineffectual I never knew you cared til now my love Good god It was a goddamn suicide Oh I can't believe my pretty eyes Still it took me by surprise For such a goddamn suicide Jesus wept and gave me a hard-on It lasted for six days and a month And now you're telling me that I should be ashamed, well Why don't you go and take a look in the mirror? My shoes are rubbish, my hair is a mess My life is a failure and I'm constantly depressed It was a goddamn suicide Oh I can't believe my pretty eyes Still it took me by surprise For such a goddamn And I forgot to say Silence is much worse And if your baby breaks in two Then I'd throw it back to you Though I thought you never knew Though I thought you never knew, oh! Shut up! You're making me sick Shut up, you're making me sick Hey dad guess what? I got a 'B' in maths today Hey dad guess what, I got a 'B' in maths today "Put it on the fridge son, and make it all go away!" Push, push, push a little harder! Push, push, push a little harder! It was a goddamn Oh I can't believe my pretty eyes Still it took me by surprise For such a goddamn And I forgot to say Silence is much worse And if your baby breaks in two Then I'd throw it back to you Oh, I will, oh!