He was a fan of free stuff So he never paid a dime He couldn't come into the club So he would sneak in from behind Even a thief deserves to eat Even a thief deserves to speak He gave his dad a knuckle sandwich (A fucking sandwich) So now his father has no son Even his mother couldn't trust him (She never loved him) They never really got along (Never) Even a thief deserves to eat Even a thief deserves to speak He was turning down every job Thinking that business would do great But every once in a while Even the gods wanna see you fail Being a fraud he's kinda nice Bringing flowers to his girlfriend But when day becomes night He wanders off in silence Even a thief deserves to eat Even a thief deserves to speak