I want to skip to Making you coffee though I don't want any or Ordering pizza to send to your door I do find it funny that before you met me You knew my last name and who I was before Piecing together your real and your fake self Comparing composites to see who you are Forget it it's useless just sit down talk with me I can make you coffee though I don't want mine Oh I know I'm not the one for you Oh I know I'm not the one for you Telling you useless tidbits about my life How my weekend went or maybe that one time That I did whatever now it's a good story To tell you to make sure that you don't get bored Wrote it all down when you were out of town How I wanted to sound when you came back around I wanted to lay down in my new room with you I'm sure we can find something else to do Oh I know I'm not the one for you Oh I know I'm not the one for you On and on the night was long All alone I call your phone Oh I don't deserve no one Oh I know that you're the one For me