I hate the urinals in this bathroom
Gonna piss on them for me and you
I got piss on the walls and my shoes
Here comes the principal, hey man fuck you
Call my mom
Call my dad
They can't un-piss you
Call a cop
Call for god
You'll need a new suit
Golden shower
Golden shower for the principal
Golden shower
Golden shower
Piss on one man
Piss on 'em all
It's a urine-reeking free for all
If you like it, you can call me
Hey everybody
Piss on the principal
Told my mom
Told my dad
They couldn't ground me
All the cops
Called for Trump
Cause he was thirsty
Golden shower
Golden shower for the principal
Golden shower
Golden shower
God stored our piss in the balls
That's why I got enough to coat the walls
Principal's gonna run for President
Cause he's inspired by this incident
All the other kids wish they had skipped
Now we're all gonna rest in piss