Walking in to buy a ton of stuff
Boy I hope they have some Reese's Puffs
Freezer chicken nuggets are too tough
I guess free samples were a bluff
Gotta spend my cash
Buy up all this trash
Once I pop these tags
Gonna get some ass
Gotta spend my cash
Buy up all this trash
Once I pop these tags
Gonna get some ass
Walked into my local shopping mart
There's a diaper in the only cart
I wish I had ordered this online
I guess self checkout will be fine
It will be fine
Gotta spend my cash
Buy up all this trash
Once I pop these tags
Gonna get some ass
Gotta spend my cash
Buy up all this trash
Once I pop these tags
Gonna get some ass
I just bought a condom and a lime
Now all that I've got left is a dime
Should have gotten mini ice cream
Oh shit it was all a dream
It was all a dream