You're on my side until it's hard then you're not!
And then it's hard! And then you're not!
And then it's hard! And then you're not!
And then it's ha-ard!
You're on my side until it's hard!
And then you're not, and then it's hard!
And then you're not, and then it's hard!
And then you're not, and then it's hard!
You're on my side when it's fun
And then it's hard!
And then you're not! And then it's hard!
And then you're not! And then it's hard!
And then you're not! And then you're not!
(And then you're not, you're not, you're not
And then it's hard, and then you're not
You're not, you're not
And then it's hard, and then you're not
You're not, you're not
And then it's hard!)
(And then you're not, you're not, you're not
And then it's hard)
Plus when you're on my side, when it's hard, then you're not!
And then it's hard, and then you're not!
And then it's hard, and then you're not!
Plus when you're on my side, when it's fun, and then you're hard!
(Screech)
It's hard! And then you're not!
And then it's hard! And then you're not!
Hahahahahaha! Aahahahaha!
Plus you're hard when it's fun,
And then it's hard, and then you're not!
And then it's hard, and then you're not!
And then it's hard, and then it's hard, and then it's hard,
And then it's hard
And then it's ha-ard!
Uh, uh, uh.
Aurgh!
Argh! Uh, Ahhh! When you're not!
You're not! And then it's hard!
And then you're not, and then it's hard!
And you're not, and then it's hard, then it's hard
And then you!-