I get up and then get back down I get up and wander around Because I'm so bored I bite my fingers and count all my toes I curse my friends and make love to my foes Because I'm so bored I make decisions but don't really know And then I plant things that I know just won't grow Because I'm so bored I get drunk, forget my own name I get drunk but I still feel the same Because I'm so bored People smile and shake on my hand Why don't ya come and play in my band Because I'm so bored I got time drippin' outta my nose It runs down my neck and gets onto my clothes Because I'm so bored I ask questions but don't really care I get old and grow out my hair Because I'm so bored