SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick?
Patrick: Uh, what SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: What's your favorite thing about the holidays?
Patrick: Uhh...
SpongeBob: Uh oh, looks like he's staring at the tree again!
Patrick: Looks like somebody went out on a shopping spree
Presents piled up as high as my eyes can see
Candy canes striped red, white and swirly
The tops-es of the boxes looking cool and curly
Just get a load of those pretty ribbons and bows
SpongeBob: Patrick, are you even going to open those presents?
Patrick: Wrapping paper and tape and string so neatly tied
Don't wanna rip 'em open, it don't matter what's inside
In the middle of the night I creep downstairs
Santa stuffed my stocking!With what? Who cares!
Can't compete with those pretty ribbons and bows
Sittin' and staring like I'm hypnotized
Man those crazy Christmas colors got me mesmerized
Gifts dressed up in groovy gold and green
Don't shake me, don't wake me from this sugar plum dream
What's happening? Play, SpongeBob play!
SpongeBob: I'm playin', I'm playin'!
Patrick: See the bright silver tinsel hangin' on the Christmas tree
It's glitters, it glows, and shimmers, and shines for me
The star on the top is blowing my mind
The presents at the bottom get me every time
Can't get enough of those pretty ribbons and bows
Pretty ribbons and bows
Pretty ribbons and bows
Uhhh... look at those! So pretty ... they're so pretty!
I like – I like colors! I like the way they feel in my eyes.
Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty ribbons and
Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty ribbons and
Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty ribbons and bows.
That's awesome.