Spongebob and Patrick: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday Not your normal, average, everyday Squidward: Sounds like someone fell my old coral tree Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me? Spongebob and Patrick: The world feels like it's in loverly Squidward: Go away before I harm you bodily Spongebob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me Spongebob and Patrick: There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow Spongebob: Hey Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? Squidward: What? Who me? Would you look at the time I should go! Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly Mr. Krabbs: Here's a special something to you from me Spongebob and Patrick: Even the trash on Christmas smells sweetly This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me Squidward: What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy? Spongebob and Patrick: Step outside, we've got something for you to see Squidward: Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately Spongebob: Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree Bikini Bottom Residents: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be Patrick: A star on top will complete all the scenery Bikini Bottom Residents: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me