Those vampire bats will give you a fright Eating apples both day and night They rest for a minute, maybe three Than they're eating every apple in your apple tree They don't care about nada Not zilch No nothing 'Cept bringing about an orchard's destruction Now wait just a minute There's another side to this And if I did not defend them Then I would be remiss These bats are mommas and papas too They care for their young just like we ponies do Oh give me a break, you're being too kind These creatures have a one track mind The orchard is not their restaurant, but do they ever think what others may want? No, they don't And that is just a fact These bats, they simply don't know how to act That's where I have to disagree They're loyal to their family Spreading seeds both far and wide You see one coming you better run and hide! They're big And ugly And mean as sin Will you look at the state my trees are in They help your trees They'll grow stronger faster They've turned my life, to a total disaster Well I for one, don't have a doubt These vermin must be stamped right out I second that, they've got to go These bats they've got to hit the road It comes down, to just one simple fact They've crossed the line it's time to fight them back Stop the bats Stop the bats Make them go and not come back Stop the bats Stop the bats Make them go and not come back Stop the bats Stop the bats Make them go and not come back Yes it comes down to just one simple fact They've crossed the line it's time that we attack