I was 16 years old my first trip outta town
We broke down on the outskirts of Plainview
We were looking for trouble and that's what we found
Cuz trouble was hiding in plain view
We hitchhiked our way into Lubbock T X
I did my makeup while you did your hair
In a Volkswagen hatchback we were hotter than checks
That we'd write for wine coolers and beer
We went drinking and dancing and we shut the place down
I held the money and you held the keys
On our high heeled blisters we stumbled around
We were flashing our two fake ID's
We lied to our parents and we lied to ourselves
We were just old enough to know better
On Avenue Q, in a rundown motel
Once again, you were my babysitter
Three in the morning, a knock on the door
No music, just red and blue lights
The men scattered like roaches but they busted the whores
And we cried as they read 'em their rights
We went drinking and dancing and we shut the place down
I held the money and you held the keys
On our high heeled blisters we stumbled around
We were flashing our two fake ID's
It wasn't the first time and it wasn't the last
I pretended to be someone else
Washed off the lipstick and threw out the heels
A child in adult camouflage
Tired and hungover, we made a deal
Snuck in through unlocked garage
We straightened our story, the last of the lies
Suspicious, but they had no proof
How did we do it? Look 'em right in the eyes
And swear we were telling the truth
We'd been drinking and dancing and we shut the place down
I held the money and you held the keys
On our high heeled blisters we stumbled around
We were flashing our two fake ID's