Well thank you for that humble pie I guess I've had my fill You show me all my weaknesses And you prob'ly always will I'd advise not one more slice 'Cause you know I'd eat it still Thank you for that humble pie And foot me with the bill Yodel-eh-he Yodel-eh-he You've seen me down just like a dog You've seen me on my knees You've seen me lower than a mouse Just a-hankering for some cheese Long ago I was a man Who had some dignities Doggie dish of humble pie With my tail between my knees Yodel-eh-he Yodel-eh-he Well humble pie, oh humble pie That's the only pie I dread What's more worse than a mummy's curse Is forcefully spoon-fed Lord'll have a humble people That's what young prophet said If you don't humble yourself It's humble pie 'til you're dead Yodel-eh-he Yodel-eh-he Humble pie