Death is a pervert he likes them young Wonder if his salary's commission based I didn't realize I was bleeding till I was face down in the snow If the good die young that's all good by me Steve Irwin was forty four when he went to heaven Tupac was twenty five and Kurt was twenty seven Jesus was thirty three I'd be a legend if I died at nineteen People saying it's a shame but that's the price of going out on top To the people who want me dead They'll have to get in line Cuz I'm not leaving this Earth until a chariot of serpents takes me home A chariot of serpents Come to carry me home If I killed myself would my dad blame himself for not noticing the signs If I killed myself would my church blame the radio and the music of the times Guessing how long it'd take for my girlfriend to start dating again I know never is kind of unreasonable but if I had a vote that'd be mine The news would spread like Islam Might get my own telethon But soon you'll be just a dead body twelve feet in dirt