I touch myself watching Sky Sports news in the dark
Does that make me a man?
Fear the worst when the wolf whistles howl at you
From the white transit van
Steve Harvey got nothing on me though
Piss on the floor, piss on the seat
On your legs, all on the seat
On your feet just for luck
Gravy granules and the Screwfix manuals
What separates a boy from man?
Steve Harvey got nothing on me though
I'm a Great Dane, I'm a Great Dane, I swear
I'm a Great Dane, I'm a Great Dane, I swear
I touch myself watching Sky Sports news in the dark
Does that paint you the scene?
The punditry and the commentary makes the sweat
Seep right through your jeans
I piss on the floor, piss on the seat
On your legs, all on your feet
And on your sheets just for luck
Bleeding radiators and all these protein shakers
What separates boy from man?
Steve Harvey got nothing on me though
I'm a Great Dane, I'm a Great Dane, I swear
I'm a Great Dane, I'm a Great Dane, I swear, woo-hoo!
I'm the greatest Dane, the greatest of all, I swear
I'm the Great Dane, the Great Dane, oh, I swear (oh, yeah)
Great Dane
Great Dane
Great Dane (oh)