I've never been in a fight But I've gotten my ass kicked For something dumb that I said about some guy's girlfriend That wasn't that dumb cause at the time it was factually correct And now my face is wrecked If it's neither here nor there Then you still seem to care, man An awful lot more than you let on I'm taking my seatbelt off Cause it's making me uncomfortable And when I crash headfirst into a curb I will finally get to fly Maybe I'll land In somebody's hands Someone who doesn't make me anxious Cause everyone that I know does I wanna be cursed by doctors I wanna be operated on I need you to take me to the hospital Even though there is technically nothing wrong I wanna be fixed by doctors I wanna be operated on I need you to take me to the hospital Even though there is technically nothing wrong Wanna do it I wanna do it