That girl is the kind of girl
Who's in love with the guy before you
That girl is the kind of girl
To create you and destroy you
That boy is the kind of boy
Who takes everything for granted
That sex is the kind of sex
For which VD was invented
Queenie I swear that I loved you completely
But how can a poor boy compete with
A lifetime of sequins and secrets
And it's all wrapped up inside you
(Tiger in your tank) she's an Action Panzer!
(Tiger in your tank) she's an Action Panzer!
(Tiger in your tank) she's an Action Panzer!
(Tiger in your tank) she's an Action Panzer!
You think she drops her kit
For any shit to take her
You wanna dance with HIV and she'll
Shake her money-maker
Those girls are the kind of girls
And you're glad that you forgot them
That girl is the kind of girl
And she's someone else's problem
Queenie I swear that I loved you completely
But how can a poor boy compete with
A lifetime of sequins and secrets
It's all wrapped up inside you
Take a dive and you can catch the ride
To all the places that you'll never find
Easy how the girl just takes your side
And when you're down she'll leave you far behind
Queenie I swear that I loved you completely