Hey madame I like what ya cooking
And if your fruits taste as good as they're lookin
You'd never find these flavors in silicon valley
I like to cruise on your natural alleys
May I help you to work the dough
Such a joy to knead, watch the cup cakes grow
My mouth waters, I need an appetizer
I am your franchisee and you are the franchiser
Sweet melancholy eyes
Salty stick will rise and rise
I'll preheat the oven with my motive power
While I taste your soup, warm and sweet and sour
Umami, umami, umami, umamimami
Umami, umami, umami, umamimami
Umami, umami, umami, umamimami
Umami, umami, umami, umamimami
Creamy, soft, round and rich
Oh boy don't call me dirty
Sometimes whipping cream gets squirty
So keep your tongue at perfect pitch
When the seeds start to pop they are ready
Look at the asparagus his state is steady
So work on and I pay you my companion
Before you eat the fruit you got to peel the onion
Low heat, give the spices time to work
If you do it good you maybe get a perk
Nearly cooked so don't surrender
The main dish is moist and tender
Umami, umami, umami, umamimami
Umami, umami, umami, umamimami
Umami, umami, umami, umamimami
Umami, umami, umami, umamimami
Salty, sweet, bitter, sour, umami, umamimami
Salty, sweet, bitter, sour, umami, umamimami
Salty, sweet, bitter, sour, umami, umamimami
Salty, sweet, bitter, sour, umami, umamimami