Wouldn't it be funny if you looked at me and you asked me for my name
Wouldn't it be funny if we talked a while and didn't notice when our orders came
And wouldn't it be funny if we stayed right here
Till they kicked us out with a shove
Wouldn't it be funny if we fell in love
Wouldn't it be funny if I called you up, hoping to ask to meet again
Wouldn't it be funny if the call declined because you were calling me right then
And wouldn't it be funny if we each were convinced
The other thought they were too far above
Wouldn't it be funny if we fell in love
Wouldn't it be funny if we patched it up and we went on our first date
Wouldn't it be funny if the food wasn't good
The movie was slow and the Uber was late
And wouldn't it be funny if we didn't care, we said "regretful, ha, what of"
Wouldn't it be funny if we fell in love
Wouldn't it be funny if I met your mom and we got along real good
Wouldn't it be funny if you gave me a tour around your hometown neighborhood
And wouldn't it be funny if your friends all thought I fit you like a glove
Wouldn't it be funny
Wouldn't it be funny
Wouldn't it be funny if we fell in love
Wouldn't it be funny
Wouldn't it be funny
Wouldn't it be funny if we fell in love