First stumbled in stone sober
I'm drunk on sadness now
Watching rom-coms from 2007
He's a piece of crap
In glasses with weird hair
And she doesn't care
He lies to his friends
He lies to his wife
He barely does the minimum and she gives him her whole life
The numbers don't add up there
And my head hurts from doing the math
Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that
The numbers don't add up there
I worry that the bar's too high
I worry that it's gone
Disappeared into the ether
Thought this could be something
But he's smiling at his phone
And I'm right here, all alone
She's kind but not blind
She knows he's a jerk
He has the whole movie and he's still a piece of work
The numbers don't add up there
And my head hurts from doing the math
Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that
The numbers don't add up there
I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind
I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind
I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind
I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind
And my head hurts from doing the math
Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that
The numbers don't add up there
First stumbled in stone sober
I'm drunk on sadness now
Watching rom-coms from 2007