Well he met her on vacation To the grand ole Isle of Green She was the fairest maiden That his eyes had ever seen So fair in fact he got her drunk As drunk as drunk can be And he banged her in an alley in Killarney The truth is that she didn't mind She let him do his thing This is what she was looking for A temporary fling She knew he had to leave real soon That's why she went along And he banged her in an alley in Killarney When they were done head over heels They fell into the street She was tripping on the cobblestones And then landed on his meat And that's when he decided That he'd do her right again And he banged her in an alley in Killarney The love the lust was fornicated Through a drunken haze Turned into something unforgotten Til the end of days Collapsed afront the pub Where they met the night before And he banged her in an alley in Killarney Next morning bright and early That's where they were found Half dead and almost sober Spread-eagle on the ground She made a call And they picked her up And then he saw her Nevermore But He Banged her in an alley in Killarney Hey this guy's getting a kneeshaker! Hell yeah! And he banged her in an alley in Killarney