Discreet rear entry down at the local Club X store,
He wanders in and browses the DVD's.
"This is an absolute rip off mate!
How in the fuck do you cunts sleep at night?"
"Sorry? Can I help you there sir?"
"I could make a DVD for next to fuck all.
I won a handy cam on eBay, got it for 33 bucks.
Anyway do you have any huge dildo's on for sale?
I don't want to pay a heap as I am only gonna fuck it!"
Looking for a laugh from the other ashamed shoppers, no one gives him one.
"Honey I'm home from work, I've got a surprise for ya.
Where are you? I see you. You're hiding under the stair case".
A massive rubber cock wobbles out of the plastic bag. "See!
I'll set the camera up, get on the bed now.
The dildo is stuffed onto a jackhammer's chisel.
The hostage gives the tool a gobby.
"That's it sweetie suck it slowly".
Jackhammer on full noise, rapidly busting through the base of the skull,
"Smile for the camera princess".