I need some sleep
I've been out all day
I need a comfy place
A surface on which to lay
I open up the door
To the room at my parents' house
And rest my weary head
On the 666 thread count
Hail satin
You're so motherfucking soft
Hail satin
As textiles go, you're my favorite cloth
I put you on the bed and on the pillows
I even have sex on you right before I doze
I'm so fucking glad you exist
Hail satin
(Wikipedia:)
Originally during the Middle Ages
Satin was made of silk
Consequently it was very expensive
Used only by the very rich
The name derives its origin
From the Chinese city Quanzhou
I don't really give a shit about that
I just like to lay on you
Hail satin
You're so motherfucking soft
Hail satin
As textiles go, you're my favorite cloth
I put you on the bed and on the pillows
I even have sex on you right before I doze
I'm so fucking glad you exist
Hail satin
Baseball jackets
Hail satin
Athletic shorts
Hail satin
Fancy neckties
Hail satin
Various upholstery
Hail satin
Lingerie
Hail satin
More fancy neckties
Hail satin
Shoes for ballet
Hail satin
Let's not forget my sheets - they're red
Hail satin
You're so motherfucking soft
Hail satin
As textiles go, you're my favorite cloth
I put you on the bed and on the pillows
I even have sex on you right before I doze
I'm so fucking glad you exist
Hail satin