Woke up in a panic today
I've got so much to do
I've gotta pay the utilities
And I need some new shoes
Later on I have to drop off the kids
But not at the pool
How the heck can I remember all this?
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
You're never gonna do it if you don't hop to it
Don't be stupid just write it all down
Make a list
You can write it on a Post-it note
Or an old receipt
You can write it on the back of your hand
Or on the tops of your feets
I heard they've even got an app for that
And it's really neat
If there's some stuff you don't wanna forget
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
You're never gonna do it if you don't hop to it
Don't be stupid just write it all down
Make a list
You can make a grocery list
You can make a Christmas list
You can make a bucket list
I knew a guy who made the Dean's list
You can make a laundry list
Or sign up on a mailing list
You're gonna make my shit list
If you make the sex offender's list
Number one
Grab a pencil or any other writing utensil
Number two
Find some paper
You can borrow that sheet from your neighbor
Number three
Write down your tasks
Save the least important ones for last
Number four
Cross things off
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
Make a list
You're never gonna do it if you don't hop to it
Don't be stupid just write it all down
Make a list