When I'm feeling sad And it's raining outside I get a tea and a crumplet and I hide Away from the world Life can be so cruel I got so many wedgies when I was in school I'm gonna hop on my stylish bike I've got a book in my basket that I like It's the Morrissey Song, and there's only three notes One two three three two one One two three three two one Ha ha ha ha It's the Morrissey Song, and there's only 3 notes One two three three two one One two three three two one Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Every once in awhile I hit a fourth note But it doesn't really feel good on my throat So I stick to the three And sip a cup of tea How come Paul McCartney's knighted and not me? I'm gonna get on my blue moped There's even a sidecar, so hop in It's the Morrissey Song, and there's only three notes One two three three two one One two three three two one Ha ha ha ha It's the Morrissey Song, and there's only 3 notes One two three three two one One two three three two one Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha