So many people are fucking lame They can't figure out our name It starts with Jaret, and ends with Linus And that's why it's pronounced Jarinus It's not Jar-in-us (no) It's not Jar-inoos (what?) It's not Jaranus (that's a planet) It's Jarinus (Jarinus) Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus It's not that hard to fucking say Unless you're a big dummy It rhymes with minus, or your highness Motherfucker it's pronounced Jarinus It's not Jaerosmith (no) It's not Jarack Obama (that's just dumb) It's not Kobe Bryant (not even close) It's Jarinus! (Jarinus) Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus And all the people say Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus Holy crap, it's true Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus If you don't like it, fuck you Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus