Mr Small Brains, I dare you to give it a go Underestimate me Mrs Fortune, I 'd like you to change your tone 'Cause it irritates me Keep on clinging to your mommy's apron strings And your money-making Hear me out and pretend that you do give a shit You can always fake it Mine is one hell of a ride, one hell of a ride Stand up straight boy, you gotta wear them pants You gotta be a man Show me what you 've got I 'm a rascal, I'm a beggar, I 'm a son of a bitch And I lost my marbles I 'm pushin', I 'm a-pushin', up shit creek And without a paddle Little people think less of who I am Should I look so humble What you see is what you get, I 'm a dangerous bet You can always gamble