There probably ain't one woman on Earth
Who hasn't considered this
Men are from another planet
How can we possibly coexist?
They came from Mars
Women came from Venus
We think with our brains
Men think with their penis
Every stereotype
Has a little bit of truth
There's staircase of evidence
If you needed some proof
I? m perplexed by the opposite sex
I'll tell you what's next
Where I'm gonna direct my love
And affection
I'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'ma tell every single guy
Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell
Gonna make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisle
Gonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be cryin'
'Cause the ceremony all set
But it won't be so bad
I don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kiss
Friends keep tellin' me younger boys
Will eventually be a problem
I swore off being with older men
Again and again
And I thought of givin' up on
Caucasians, Hispanics and Asians
Exclusively being with men
Of an African descent
I'm beginnin' to understand
I'll never ever be content
In any given element
I'm 100% convinced
I wouldn't need to turn into a lesbian
If me and the boys could just stop
Disagreein' on just about everythin'
I'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'ma tell every single guy
Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell
Gonna make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisle
Gonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be cryin'
'Cause the ceremony all set
But it won't be so bad
I don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kiss
I don't care how wrong it's gonna be
But you gonna be all into me
We're gonna be so happy
'Cause you take what I say seriously
We're gettin' along beautifully
Lovin' me endlessly
Girls kiss girls, we do it so sensually
We turn all the boys
We'll make them go crazy
I'm gettin' my revenge
But how insane it maybe
I'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'ma tell every single guy
Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell
Gonna make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisle
Gonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be cryin'
'Cause the ceremony all set
But it won't be so bad
I don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kiss