I met her in a club down in North Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola C-O-L-A Cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola" L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine You know my Lola, lo lo lo Lola Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walks like a woman but she talks like a man You know my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Well, we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee Said to me, "Little boy won't you come home with me?" Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes I almost fell for my Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola I pushed her away. I ran for the door I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees I looked at her, and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay I always want it to be that way for my Lola Lo lo lo Lola Girls will be boys will be boys will be girls It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world Except my Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola Well I left home just a week before I never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled took me by the hand She told me, "Boy, I'll make you a man." Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man So is Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola O-o-oh Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola