Rogue male with a cowardly hairline Left his life and he jumped on an airline Left his wife with a crocodile handbag Packed his cash and a slew of cheap porn mags Speedos, white legs, stalking to the pool Disaster swirling in my cocktail Why is life so cruel? I've got no enemies but all my friends hate me Left on read by all my relations Jump on a plane just to cry on vacation Hawaiian shirt and a cocaine flirtation Man on the run Man on the run Man on the run Man on the run Man on the run