Don't make it such a mystery Black history, black history Don't make it such a mystery Learn about black history It's black history month kid and what have you done? It's the "Feb" to the "ru" to the "ary" son Now listen to my words cause I've just begun Don't let it go in one ear and fall out the other one And Don't make it such a mystery Black history, black history Don't make it such a mystery Learn about black history Martin Luther King told white supremacy to fuck off And when he'd go to the party he would go off Two beers in one hand as he'd proclaim his plan Of a unified race relation across the land It's Black History Month so get the fuck out of your chair Throw your hands throw your arms throw your feet up in the air My name is Malcolm X and I came to have sex So hit me on my cell with a nasty text I'm like a vampire bitch when I'm biting your neck Let my dick get hard as the blood collects You better wet that pussy cause I'm fucking you next Yo my name is George (Who?) Washington Carver A lot of people think I'm just a peanut farmer, but I did a whole lot more than that Y'all ever heard of starch? I invented that I'm Louis Farrakhan and no I didn't make starch But I got a million men and we started to march Walking through the city as it's raining confetti Now put your mouth on my noodle like a plate of spaghetti You white bitch Don't make it such a mystery Black history, black history Don't make it such a mystery Learn about black history Hey Rosa Parks My name is Marc I'd like to pair up with you like it's Noah's Arc And then maybe we can go get some pizza Do you like pizza? I'm kidding, everyone likes pizza! (Atlanta) Don't make it such a mystery (New Orleans) Black history, black history (Miami) Don't make it such a mystery (Los Angeles) Learn about black history (Oakland) Don't make it such a mystery Black history, black history (New Hampshire) Don't make it such a mystery (Vermont) Learn about black history