Don't need this crap this TV's pushing I'm just gonna get my skate and hit the streets I know a place not far from here Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air Ain't gonna be like my parents Rottin' away in easychairs Ain't got no time for sunday football Or watching cartoons after school Where you gonna go - shred central Whatcha gonna do - grinders Whatcha gonna say - "like, where's the bowl, dude?" Where you gonna go - shred central Whatcha gonna do - ollies Whatcha gonna say - "bitchin' hawk, jak" Do a heavy slam knees gushing blood But I'll just get back on my skate and carve the tiles I'll try an invert with a rippin' handplant But I might have to send away for a new pair of surfpants "Hey you kid.city police skateboard squad 35 dollar fine, skating in public... you're busted! "Screw you, mister!" Where you gonna go - shred central Whatcha gonna do - face plant Whatcha gonna say - "nice lipstand, cowboy" Where you gonna go - shred central Whatcha gonna do - rock 'n roll slider Whatcha gonna say - "bitchin' hawk, jak" "Later, skater"