Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses [Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster They dance around on the dance floor From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail The hamsters last abut five minutes And their death throes bring the dancers They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses