We eat at gas stations all over the place Cuz mom and dad are misers But if we go to Berlin and stay at Schlumpf's place I'll be brunching at the Küchen Kaiser Heinrich has a penthouse pad And he wields a big sharp knife Raking in cash and smoking good hash Seems like a pretty good life This town's fuckin' sick Look at all the hairy chicks Where can we get some kicks? Kreuzberg 36 Mad Mark, Daniel and their bretheren made it possible Good people to the bone They gave us directions to Checkpoint Charlie And permitted me to use the phone Oranienstraße is a pure fucking gas And the mind-blowing Berlin wall The U-Bahn will take you to Wild at Heart A world class punk rock hall The Trinkteufel bar is the best by far Schlumpf and Herr Schuller drink there All the girls that you like even the big battle dykes With pierced faces and zero scalp hair It's like their version of "Cheers" where you can knock back some beers And maybe even do up some coke They drink all night and day and on into the next And nobody really looks broke This town's fuckin' sick Look at all the hairy chicks Where can we get some kicks? Kreuzberg 36