I'm asian
So no one understand anything I say
All I can do
Is take your order for sweet and sour soup
When I try to say hi, no one understand
So I have no friend, yeah
When they ask me for rice, they need to ask me twice
My English is bad
But if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect
So come talk it to me, we talk it all day long
If you come say hi, we have good time
Chong ching-chong, ching-chong
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it better
And I know karate, I come from Vietnam
If you could say hi, It would be nice
Chong ching-chong, King Kong
Try to find love
I walk up to a girl and I say hello, hello
But I can't talk English
She ask me for an egg roll, like a bitch
You bitch
No one knows what it's like, being all alone
It really blows, yeah
Some day I'll learn to talk
'Til them I'm stuck, with a shitty wok
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect
So come talk it to me, I talk it very good
If you want some rice, or some advice
Come and ask for some
Now if we're talking Chinese
I talk in Mandarin and in Cantonese
I talk in lots of stuff
If you come say hi, we talk all night
Chong ching-chong, ching-chong
(So are you Chinese or Japanese?)
I from Beijing
(So are you Chinese or Japanese?)
Chinese
The language from which all other languages come
Chinese
It goes like, rucka rucka, chucka ching-chang chong (hello)
Chong ching-chong, ching-chong
(My name Lee, hello)
Chong ching-chong
(My last name Lee too, Lee Lee, hehe)
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it good (whoo)
So will you talk it to me (come on)
I talk like ching-chang chong
If you come say hi, we friends for life (hello)
Wong wing-wong bing-bong (chong bing-bong)
Now if we're talking Chinese, or if you talk in Thai
That's good by me, I talk in lots of stuff (ok)
If you black or white, or girl or guy (woo)
I love everyone (oh yeah)
Talking Chinese (I talk Chinese)
Talking Chinese (oh God why me)
If you free tonight, we could get high
On bath salts, bath salts (ah shit)
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect
So come talk it to me, we talk it all day long
If you come say hi, we do some guys
Chong ching-chong ching-chong (hey)