Good evening, mate
I am Steven Irwinton
Welcoming you to the Natural Bush Report, yeah
Here on the kangaroo channel, mate
Let's get started
Deep in nature, hidden behind a bush in Africa
There's a civilization of NBA players from another dimension
Pygmies
Are getting by on barley
Five beans
They're always eating grass
Gangrene (gangrene)
They're all skinny fat
Send them a portion of pork on the rack
Some split peas
They need some eggos or rice krispies
Some macaroons with clothes
Give some hope and aid
Write off a charitable small donation on your tax from
Give something
To Pygmies
As you could see, yeah
The Pygmies still use sticks and bows and other Native American tools
Let's take another look, innit
Pygmies (pygmies)
Live in a broken tree house
Drink pee (drink pee)
They have meringue and lime disease (disease)
Wearing shitty hats
They call for help, but you don't call them back, oh
Bitch, please
They need some mail-in skyline Wendy's
All that you do is dumb
Give some fucking help
Sign up to send a case of Popeyes
Still water or sparkling
To pygmies
I'm pygmy
You went to build up some nice cities
My people stayed here to fight big bees
Swinging shitty bats
We beat Cromagnongs
Don't mess with the blacks
Oh
Pygmies
Still playing on an old 'lil small white kid's Wii
Oh
Pygmies
When they play b-ball, they're like
Pick me
Howl at the moon, let's go
Write that fucking check
Fly out to Ghana with a checkbook
There's food and free parking
With Pygmies
Pygmies (pygmies)
They pray to ancient Shaddai
Big cheese (big cheese)
Slant rhyming songs
They need jeans
Pygmies (pygmies)
They first invented jihad in '90s ('90s)
Send couple bucks to pygmies
Pygmies (pygmies)
Albino's smokin' greenhouse pixies
They've seen some stuff, believe me
Pygmies
Are most naturally, evolutionarily adapted to living close by to KFC
Pygmies