God's kid was born inside a barn and put inside a manger
Three wise men rolled up and told his mom
This kid here is a super mega power ranger
Groom him to fight Satan
Jesus learned to walk on water
Causing Roman soldiers butthurt
He was thrown on a cross and buried at the rock after three days (shit)
I know the story of Jesus
Fuck who doesn't believe
He's a dark-skinned Hebrew albino
And he really loves you and me
All your sins he planted in you
Are lifted if you submit to (Christ)
I know the story of Jesus
He was made up by a Jew (Jew)
His story was first made up by a Jew (Jew)
The story was first made up by a Jew
Kid and ghost are 3-0 so won with father
Opposed to human vice
The fucking treacherous burn under
You'll know that when you die
They painted his skin white
His real name was probably Mike
He was so black he could turn water to crackers
And he was gay (that's yummy)
I know the story of Jesus
Fuck who doesn't believe
He's a Mexican in Ohio
With the proof of citizenry
He's the phrase you wrote in bathrooms
That made black guy's prison tattoos (Christ)
I know the story of Jesus
He was made up by a Jew (Jew)
His story was first made up by a Jew (Jew)
The story was first made up by a
I know the story of Jesus
He's real if you believe
He will climb in through your window
And grant touch when you're three
All your sins he planted in you
He will search for with his dick too
I know the story of Jesus (Christ)
He was made up by a
I know the story of Jesus
Fuck who doesn't believe
He's a billboard next to the highway
And he needs your fucking money
He's the retard kid that hits you
The priest that wants to kiss you
I know the story of Jesus
His body was raped by a couple crazy Jews