A head on the screen seemed desperately keen On selling me graphics instead of a game I felt like a cog in a market machine Trying to stay excited for all this shame Then he came Like a straight piece in Tetris Like Moltres you've caught at your door And I watched him in awe, feeling deep to the core 'Cause I'm not alone anymore A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light All purple and fluffy, please take me inside They're swirling and laughing, awakening my mind 'Cause I am breathtaking tonight A million souls live in fantasy worlds Accustomed to lies and depression The minute he showed them he's one of their own He made every gamer feel special As he came Like a bubble of air Right there when you nearly drowned The whole planet revolves around him 'cause it knows No matter what, he'll be around A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light All purple and fluffy, please take us inside We'll burn any city, just say it's alright 'Cause we are breathtaking tonight If I get shattered in fragments of blue He'd pass me a warm sweater and get me a brew He'd say, "It gets better!" and I know it's true Keanu, I matter to you A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light All purple and fluffy, please take us inside We'll burn any city, just say it's alright 'Cause we are breathtaking tonight Yeah, we are breathtaking tonight We're all breathtaking tonight