Finally, it's Christmas
A very special time of year
The snowy coats are covering trees and
The sleigh bells ringing spreading cheer
But there's no sound dearer
No sweeter music to my ear
Then the noise of my PC
Running Cyberpunk
Tu-tu tu-tu tu-tu-tu
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Tu-tu tu-tu
It's a gamer's Christmas
The day your wishes will come true
The day when children seem so blissful
Because the steam sale's born anew
Got 63 games, call me crazy
So what if I may never play them
What if I waste the whole year on Dota 2
Spending right this magic night
I need no pie or roasted mutton
Feed my hunger with your light
Of an x-shaped power button
It's a gamer's Christmas
I know just how to gain your trust
I am now wearing a nice themed hat
This imp will never be called sus
The snowfall gets too much attention
Had enough of it in Red Dead Redemption
It's so warm at home while weather sucks
Spending right this magic night
I need no gifts or jigsaw puzzles
Such delight to sit and fight
With my stupid little cousin
He said Sony's got exclusives
I say Game Pass is all-inclusive
Good thing we both love Nintendo Switch
(Everybody loves Nintendo Switch)
How can you not love Nintendo Switch?
Tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu tu-tu
Tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu tu-tu
Tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu tu-tu
It's a gamer's Christmas
I'm with my family and friends
Except I'm missing all the mince pie
Sucked in an Overwatch event
They'll come and say, "Let's play some games, sis"
It brings a smile to my face
It always feels so warm to kick their butts in Smash
Spending right this magic night
I need no pie or roasted mutton
Holding my controller tight
Kissing all these power buttons
I would never miss this
The perfect kind of gamer's Christmas
Call of Duty, Need for Speed
New Far Cry and Assassin's Creed
Well, I am no Mariah Carey
(She is no Mariah Carey)
'Cause all I want for Christmas is games