I bought my self a coat A brand new shiny coat Just the other day I went in the shop And I saw this big coat hanging there And they looked at me with there smooth Coat body and sad I've let a hard life as a coat I'm not actually new i am an old coat If I look new that's because we are in love that's right You and me We're in love you and a coat me Life can be terrible when your a coat That's me I'm a coat and stuff it's been ruff but the winds They're changing Your taking me home to a brand new life to a better life I love you I still need a coat A normal life less coat one for me to wear I love my coat husband yes that's right we got married But still I also need a regular coat for inclement wether It can be hard when your a coat And your husband is cold and there is no coat And you'd let him wear you around if you could but you Actually can't because of the term's of the witch curs that Brought you to life Which can be terrible without a coat like me I'm a coat but not one you can wear So the Journey continues the journey called Marriage And the journey called shopping for some clothing The moral of the story is we're married and we kissed A Ghost and a coat and it's fine it's great get out of here if You don't like it We do other stuff too witch I'm not gonna talk about But that's it that's the song